I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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