Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I understand Curling. That high.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I AM VODKA MAN
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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