it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she smelled like a LAN party
pop tarts are not kleenex
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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