Where are you?
In a non slutty way
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She bit a glass in half.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
God I need to hump something, right now.
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