Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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