your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i think i just lost a toe
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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