just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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