And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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