it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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