yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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