I just saw a hot homeless man
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
