Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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