i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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