You surviving the open bar?
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When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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