when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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