just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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