he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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