My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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