I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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