I hate your face
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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