Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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