But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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