Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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