sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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