I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He? As in you personified your dick?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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