that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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