i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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