Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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