I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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