worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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