I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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