I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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