Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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