I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
ok first of all what the fuck
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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