make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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