Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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