The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I party with great urgency now.
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