I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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