After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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