He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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