mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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