Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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