I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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