No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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