That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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