He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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