he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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