3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
