if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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