That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm at about main and main street
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry