take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life