id be glad to
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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