He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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