Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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