Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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