new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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