no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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